One more time I am back with my favorite topic :p
So being 25 year old , a victim of quarter life crisis... I used to listen all these questions. I am guy of 25 well settled... living alone in cool city enjoying my life with friends. If not hating them....it certainly irritates me.
Many of my friends are engaged...married....and very soon some of them will be having kids too. So it's not quite surprising that I have to face this questions. #SachKaSamana . That was little background I want to make you aware before throwing the list of 10 deadly bouncers to you .....which annoys me the most.
So here my top 10 situation and questions goes like.......
1. When you are forced to attend some family function...you trying to hide out in some corner and mom call you to meet some one and.....
5. These all were people from out side...some distance relatives...real fear comes when it comes from Mom...indirectly......that too just after you have started eating home made food after a long time.....
6. Then comes Padoshwali Aunty.... always eager to meet you...and immediately peep into you home...after seeing your car parked out side.....
7. After the aunt...now it's turn of uncle to give you advice..... (Khushi dekhi nahi jatiii ...hamari )
8. If this is not enough then....when you are attending someone's marriage ..... your elder sister or cousin will pop up....
9. Now it's time for most dangerous question .....by your best friend ( by chance if she is female... )
10. Final one mostly caught us off guarded.....and it comes from MOM....
P.S.: Honestly....I have nothing against marriage. But what I think is that.... it shall happen when it happens (Even I am looking for one life partner....who hold my hand in my Up's and downs).
But then....I do hate it.... when everyone is hell bent on asking me the same questions....repeatedly...I hate it so much as a man hate the Sas-bahu drama...and woman hate rain after wearing brand new cloths.....Yeah.... I think you get the idea :p
Tell me...what questions...bothers you most .... :D
So here my top 10 situation and questions goes like.......
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1. When you are forced to attend some family function...you trying to hide out in some corner and mom call you to meet some one and.....
- Okay so...well settled in life.... what about marriage now?
2. A very next question followed by above one is....
- Aah.. all of your friends are getting married, perhaps you're next?
Come on dude...take a chill....It's their choice, not mine! At least give me some valid reason :p
3. The question comes .....only moment after seeing some photos of your with friend in mobile or lappyy...
4. While reading a news about Deepika turned 25 or Salman turned 49.....
- Ohhh Pretty lady....Are you dating her? Do you want to marry her?
Koi isko ...chup karao yaar....ye warna bachhoo ka name tak puchh lega....
4. While reading a news about Deepika turned 25 or Salman turned 49.....
- You're also of 25 na? No plans of getting married ?
Areeyy yaar galti ho gayiii...25 ka ho ke...
5. These all were people from out side...some distance relatives...real fear comes when it comes from Mom...indirectly......that too just after you have started eating home made food after a long time.....
- You know Mahesh uncle's cousin's neighbour's daughter is getting married next week. (Get the underlying question there? )
I know ....my mom so I can change her thought process to different direction.....
6. Then comes Padoshwali Aunty.... always eager to meet you...and immediately peep into you home...after seeing your car parked out side.....
- "Oh beta, padhai to kab ki khatam ab shaadi?" (Studies over, now marriage? Is that all to life really? )
7. After the aunt...now it's turn of uncle to give you advice..... (Khushi dekhi nahi jatiii ...hamari )
- Why don't you do MBA if you're not planning on getting married? ( Please explain the connectivity of the two.... ye to Salman khan ko bhi suggest karenge....shaddi nahi karni to MBA kar lo....)
8. If this is not enough then....when you are attending someone's marriage ..... your elder sister or cousin will pop up....
- In typical fat indian wedding ....where every girl comes in her best attire...." You know the groom's cousin is quite good looking. Do you want me to set you up? "( A big nooo....I just came here to have some food :p .... not to create a scene of Karan Johar's movie...)
9. Now it's time for most dangerous question .....by your best friend ( by chance if she is female... )
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED NOW? (Uhhh...uhhh.. what part do you not get?)
10. Final one mostly caught us off guarded.....and it comes from MOM....
- "Beta, what do you want to eat? " ( Well....honestly...I love this one....but what scare me most is the questions coming after this.....and it's endless... )
P.S.: Honestly....I have nothing against marriage. But what I think is that.... it shall happen when it happens (Even I am looking for one life partner....who hold my hand in my Up's and downs).
But then....I do hate it.... when everyone is hell bent on asking me the same questions....repeatedly...I hate it so much as a man hate the Sas-bahu drama...and woman hate rain after wearing brand new cloths.....Yeah.... I think you get the idea :p
Tell me...what questions...bothers you most .... :D
